Fuck Me Mulder

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Kelly: I’m here to help with Thanksgiving.
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Valerie: Oh, damn it!
Kelly: I’m trying here, Valerie.
Valerie: Yeah? And why the sudden change of heart, huh?
Kelly: Well, I talked to David, and he told me everything about your father.
Valerie: So you stocked up on pity and decide to bring some over? Look for another charirty case. It’s not gonna be me.
Kelly: This is not about pity, Valerie.
Valerie: Whatever it is, I don’t need it. And I certainly don’t need you.
Kelly: What you do need is a friend, and I’m really trying to be one here.
Valerie: Goodbye.
Kelly: I’m not leaving until you agree to let me help with dinner. What are you doing?
Valerie: (Throws turkey out the door) What dinner? Just go.
Kelly: Fine.
Valerie: Don’t trip over the bird on your way out.